We read every email. We do not take calls. This is not a complaint; it is a policy.
The best way to reach us is by email. We respond within 1–2 business days, Monday through Friday. We do not respond on weekends, which we have blocked on our calendars as “Focus.”
For questions about an existing order — status, damage, wrong item, delay — email orders@replyallregrets.com with your order number in the subject line.
For everything else: product questions, wholesale inquiries you forgot to send to the wholesale page, fan mail, complaints about the postal system, or philosophical observations about office culture — email hello@replyallregrets.com.
See our press page.
See our bulk page.
We do not have a phone number. We made this decision deliberately and we stand by it. If this policy feels frustrating, we recommend purchasing our Per My Last Email mug and sitting with that feeling.